Early Graves - I Think I Farted lyrics

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This is for all my ladies out there

who have a problem with their gas

We're at a party I'm feeling farty

so I'm sayin I need to make a phone call

I look around and without a sound I quietly fart on the wall

I think I'm in the clear until you look here

there's no way for me to hide

you said, what's that smelling, stinks like hell

as if the smell and I just look down

Chorus:

Crying gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh,

Smells like gas oh ohh, oh oh.

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted (on the wall)

I think I farted

You're fast asleep when I feel one creep

I try to keep it inside the bed

but like a good whine, the ages with time

it's riding and I'm starting to spend

You wake up and feel, that the fire is near

from the smell of my ..

with no one else to frame, I take the blame

you can't believe it's been me the whole time

Chorus:

Crying gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh,

Smells like gas oh ohh, oh oh.

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted

On the couch, on the wall,on the table, on the floor,

beware at my stint it's rocking to the core

I'm a lady in the street but I smoke up the bed

just one quick whip and you whine up dead

No, no matter how hard I pray

my gas wont go away I know it's not okay

But please, please don't say goodbye,

I know that most those try to keep that..is inside

but I can't deny

I need a man who knows to pass a lot the gas

the smell of gas it's here to .. for infinity beyond

Chorus:

Crying gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh,

Smells like gas oh ohh, oh oh, I definitely farted

I think I farted, on the wall, I think I farted in the bed

I think I farted on the TV, I think I farted

Crying gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh,

Smells like gas oh ohh, oh oh,

I think I farted, on your cat, I think I farted, on my cat

I think I farted, on photo of..I think I farted

Oh crap I just shit my pants.