Ahh, fuck, what time is it? Six, fuck, who needs to be up this early?
"Earl"
What?
"Earl, wake up"
What, I'm up.. No
"Wake up, Earl"
No, I'mma sleep with my..
"Wake up, son"
No, I'mma sleep with my eyes open, that's fucking logical

"Faggot"
What?
"Wake the fuck up"
I'm up
"You have school right now"
No, I have school at eight, it's six
"So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the fuck up"
I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen
"Earl"
What?
"Earl, wake the fuck up, you faggot"
How 'bout you shut the fuck up, mom?

Stupid hoe, dnt be telln meh wat to do im 13 yrz old i cn do wat i wanna do!!!!!1111!1!!!!

                          Thanks to muriel for correcting these lyrics