Dvda - I Am Chewbacca lyrics

rate me

I sit in a yellow cubicle

And I type at an orange screen

And I'll get a raise next Tuesday

If I can keep my office clean.

The women here ignore me

They call me "Scrawny Dan"

But that's because they don't know me

They don't know who I really am.

I am Chewbacca

I am a wookie

I fight the empire

I fix the robots.

Don't fucking cross me

I am Chewbacca

In need of no one

In want of nothing.

I am Chewbacca

I have no home

My home is where

My spirit goes.

Don't fucking taunt me

'Cause I'm Chewbacca

I'll rip your arms off

I'll kill your friends.

I think about my home planet

When I'm in the conference room

I wear a coat and tie

But my heart is filled with gloom.

'Cause that faggot on the Death Star

Would like to see me dead

Some day I'll tear off his black helmet

And take a dump on his fuckin' head.

I am Chewbacca

I am a wookie

I fight the empire

On the Millennium Falcon.

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece of Chewbacca?

I'm eight feet tall

I'll kick your ass.

I am Chewbacca

I've got no home

My home is where

My spirit goes.

You can all fuck off

I am Chewbacca

Kiss my ass

Eat shit motherfucker.

Motherfucker

Motherfucker

Motherfucker.