Dungeons and Dragons - Sexy Nerds lyrics

rate me

Sexy Nerds

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on

I don’t need no ? queen

Hopped up on the party scene

That’s something you ought to know

oh oh

I don’t need no Broadway diva

Singin’ me shit from Evita

I don’t even like the show

oh oh

I need a man

to talk dirty to me in HTML code

I need a man

to sit on my laptop and open my download

I don’t need Grindr

I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me

Well forget what you heard

I want a sexy nerd

Them other boys on my list

but you know they ain’t first

I want a sexy nerd

I want a sexy nerd

Damn ? sexy nerd

Listen

I don’t need no tweeky twink

making meth under his sink

don’t you think it’s time for bed?

oh oh

I don’t need no leather man

Bondage ain’t up in my plans

I don’t need no muscle jock

in the gym around the clock

I never had a pocket protector

get me erector

I want it bad

I’ll read you some fractions

to get me some action

I don’t need Grindr

I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me

Well forget what you heard

I want a sexy nerd

Them other boys on my list

but you know they ain’t first

I want a sexy nerd

I be sexy strippin’

while he be job desciptin’

We can read science fiction

while we make science friction

Cruisin’ the li-bary and the chemistry lab

?? askin’ something that I got to have

??

And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy

I’ll be working ??

While you be playing World of Warcraft

We can get our freak on

in the bathroom at Comic Con

I need a man

to talk dirty to me in HTML code

I need a man

to sit on my laptop and open my download

You think you know ’bout me

Well forget what you heard

I want a sexy nerd

Them other boys on my list

but you know they ain’t first

I want a sexy nerd

I’ll plug in my USB

Then you can tell me

watch you come alive

while I rub off on your hard drive

My tongue be waggin

while you play Dungeons and Dragons

I’ll be cruisin the Radio Shack

Just to look at nerds

Damn. I’ll be all up in there getting a feel off of these nerds

they look so sexy and I’m gonna rub up against ‘em

They’re gonna whisper in my ear

they’re gonna fix my computer and stuff