Dude, Where's My Car? movie - Bust a Move lyrics

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Song by Young MC<br /><br>

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This here's a jam for all the fellas<br>

Tryin to do what those ladies tell us<br>

Get shot down cause ya over-zealous<br>

Play hard to get females get jealous<br>

Okay smarty go to a party<br>

Girls are scantily clad and showin body<br>

A chich walks by you wish you could sex her<br>

But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter<br>

Next days function high class luncheon<br>

Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin<br>

Music comes on people start to dance<br>

But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants<br>

A girl starts walking guys start gawking<br>

Sits down next to you and starts talking<br>

Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove<br>

So come on fatso and just bust a move<br>

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Verse Two:<br>

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You're on a mission and your wishin<br>

Someone could cure your lonely condition<br>

Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces<br>

No fine girls just ugly faces<br>

Some frustration first inclination<br>

Is to become a monk and leave the situation<br>

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope<br>

So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope<br>

Your movie's showin, so you're goin<br>

Could care less about the five you're blowin<br>

Theater gets dark just to start the show<br>

Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row<br>

She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,<br>

come sit next to me you fine fellow."<br>

You run over there without a second to lose<br>

And what comes next hey bust a move<br>

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Verse Three:<br>

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In this city ladies look pretty<br>

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty<br>

Tell a funny joke just to get some play<br>

Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"<br>

Girls are fakin goodness sakin<br>

They want the man who brings home the bacon<br>

Got no money and you got no car<br>

Then you got no women and there you are<br>

Some girls are sadistic, materialistic<br>

Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic<br>

They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan<br>

So a brother with the money can be their man<br>

So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin<br>

Everything you have is yours and not stolen<br>

A girl runs up with somethin to prove<br>

So don't just stand there bust a move<br>

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Verse Four:<br>

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Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry<br>

In five days from now he's gonna marry<br>

He's hopin you can make it there if you can<br>

Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man<br>

You say neat-o, check your libido<br>

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo<br>

The bride walks down just to start the wedding<br>

And there's one more girl you won't be getting<br>

So you start thinkin then you start blinking<br>

The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking<br>

She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back<br>

And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked<br>

Reception's jumpin faces pumpin<br>

You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin<br>

Says she wants to dance to a different groove<br>

Now you know what to do just bust a move<br>

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