Drowsy Chaperone movie - Toledo Surprise lyrics
rate me<br>
Gangster 1 & 2<br>
Chop the nuts<br>
Pound the dough<br>
Bake it up<br>
Nice and slow<br>
Then you got a Toledo<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Feldzeig (spoken)<br>
Now sing it!<br>
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Gangster 1 & 2 (sung)<br>
Pit the peach<br>
Peel the skin<br>
Mush it up<br>
Throw it in<br>
That's a tasty Toledo<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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First you beat it up<br>
Then you sweet it up<br>
When you heat it up<br>
If it tries to rise<br>
Don't let it<br>
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It's a snap<br>
Try it folks<br>
Whip your whites<br>
Split your yolks<br>
Then you got a Toledo <br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Feldzeig (spoken)<br>
You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8<br>
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Kitty <br>
Mr. Feldzeig? OOOh, what's going on here?<br>
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Feldzeig<br>
Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act.<br>
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Gangsters 1 & 2 (sung)<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Kitty (spoken)<br>
YOu're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union.<br>
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Feldzeig <br>
Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers.<br>
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Kitty <br>
Backup dancers? Holy cats!<br>
(sung)<br>
What the hot toledo<br>
Does to my libido<br>
Good? Mmmm, yes indeedo<br>
Sugary yum yum<br>
(pause)<br>
SURPRISE!<br>
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Squeeze the cream<br>
Grease the pan<br>
Lick the spoon<br>
Flip the flan<br>
Makes you bust your tuxedo<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Aldolpho (spoken)<br>
Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an anouncement. Wedding is off!<br>
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George <br>
What? For the love of god, why?<br>
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Aldolpho<br>
Aldolpho has made love to the bride!<br>
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Feldzeig <br>
That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone.<br>
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Aldolpho<br>
What?<br>
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George<br>
The wedding is on!<br>
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Janet <br>
The wedding is off!<br>
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George<br>
What?<br>
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Janet<br>
Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful<br>
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Robert <br>
I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French<br>
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(JANET slaps ROBERT)<br>
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George<br>
Sweet mother of pearl!<br>
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Tottendale <br>
Underling?<br>
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Undeling <br>
Yes madam?<br>
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Tottendale<br>
What is all the commotion about?<br>
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Underling<br>
The wedding, madam.<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Wedding? Oh, I love weddings.<br>
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Underling<br>
I'm afraid it has been called off.<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Oh. How terrible.<br>
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Feldzeig<br>
Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!<br>
(sung)<br>
First you beat it up<br>
Then you sweet it up<br>
When you heat it up<br>
If it tries to rise<br>
Don't let it<br>
<br>
Toledo Surprise!<br>
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Tottendale <br>
Surprise?<br>
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Gangster 1<br>
Wait until it's ready<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Surprise?<br>
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Gangster 2<br>
Wait until it's ready<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Surprise?<br>
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Feldzeig<br>
Wait until it's ready<br>
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Kitty<br>
Now it's lookin' ready<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Surprise!<br>
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Gangster 1 & 2, Kitty, and Feldzeig<br>
You got it<br>
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Tottendale<br>
Makes me twitch<br>
Makes me shake<br>
This dessert<br>
Takes the cake<br>
Hits me like a torpedo<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Aldolpho<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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George<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Underling<br>
Surprise<br>
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Drowsy Chaperone<br>
Surprise<br>
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All<br>
Surprise<br>
Surprise<br>
Surprise<br>
Chop the nuts<br>
Pound the dough<br>
Bake it up<br>
Nice and slow<br>
Then you got a Toledo<br>
Toledo Surprise<br>
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Then you got a toledo surprise!<br>
Surprise!<br>
Wait until it's ready<br>
Surprise!<br>
Wait until it's ready<br>
Surprise!<br>
<br>
That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!<br>
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[Thanks to Dnc1ngQueen for lyrics]<br>
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