Drowsy Chaperone movie - Accident Waiting to Happen lyrics

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ROBERT<br>

There was a time I could stop on a dime<br>

Forbearance was one of my talents<br>

But since you've been around I can't hold my ground<br>

I'm consistently losing my balance<br>

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I'm an accident waiting to happen<br>

I'm a mishap about to ensue<br>

I'm the toy on the stair<br>

The three legged chair<br>

The hem that's been caught by a shoe<br>

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When my two lovesick arms started flappin'<br>

There was nothing my ankles could do<br>

I'm an accident waiting to happen<br>

So how be I happen to you<br>

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JANET<br>

When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet<br>

My heart doesn't beat any faster<br>

But when you lose control<br>

It touches my soul<br>

So I'm bracing myself for disaster<br>

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You're an accident waiting to happen<br>

A catastrophe destined to be<br>

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ROBERT<br>

I'm the rags in the cellar<br>

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JANET<br>

A broken umbreller<br>

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ROBERT & JANET<br>

A branch hanging loose from a tree<br>

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JANET<br>

I can see myself jumpin' and clappin'<br>

For a man who lives dangerously<br>

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ROBERT & JANET<br>

You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen<br>

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JANET<br>

So hurry and happen to me<br>

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ROBERT & JANET<br>

You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen<br>

So hurry and happen to me<br>

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