It won't help to tune away<br />
Every station's bound to play<br />
The radio's been wasted<br />
<br />
When you go to sleep at night<br />
I'll be there to do you right<br />
This song will make you dull<br />
<br />
I'm a virus upon man<br />
Forget me if you can<br />
I'll crawl inside your head <br />
When you're sound asleep in bed<br />
I'm a virus upon man<br />
Forget me if you can<br />
I'll make you sing along<br />
To this unavailing song<br />
<br />
It's a radiation thing<br />
And television's king<br />
This tune won't let you rest<br />
<br />
Just close your eyes and hum<br />
Ignore that you look dumb<br />
A theme that won't let go<br />
<br />
Retain your sanity<br />
Escape this melody<br />
When inside your head<br />
Won't let go until you're…