Your 47th birthday cake 
is peeing acid on your face, 
light a candle 
it won't light your fire 
many bad things that you'll hate 
piling higher on your plate. 
If you ain't starving, you ain't satisfied

learn to relax, if it kills you 
you had your chance, hold on. 
'Cause it's gone 

sometimes I'm a mangler, 
sometimes I sleep on it 
sometimes I'm a hamburger 
sometimes I dream of it.