Drive-By Truckers - Birthday Boy lyrics
rate meWhich one's the birthday boy?
She said, "I ain't got all night"
What your momma name you?
You can call me what you like.
Every skinny's a mystery
gotta make it hard some how.
Sit your narrow ass down hot shot.
I'll solve yours right now.
Got a girlfriend don't you boy?
Nervous hands can't lie.
Married men don't ask how much
Single one's ain't buying
One day you've got everything.
Next day it's all broke.
Let Miss Trixie sit up front.
Let her wipe your nose.
Working for the money like you got eight hands,
flat on your back under a mean old man,
just thinking happy thoughts and breathing in.
Between your momma's drive and daddy's belt
It don't take smarts to learn how to tune
out what hurts more than helps
Pretty girls from the smallest towns
Get remembered like storms and droughts
That old men talk about for years to come
I guess that's why they give us names
So a few old me can say they saw us rain when we were young
Which one's the birthday boy?
She said,"I ain't got all night";
What your momma name you?
You can call me what you like.