My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.
My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.

My Dad's always there.
To open all my doors,
You have to call a Patronus
Just to catch a glimpse of yours.

Mummy says she loves me.
When she tucks me into bed.
How's your mummy doing in
the Mirror of Erised.

Your Dad's on his journey
to the great beyond,
When you're duelling you
might see him come out
of someone elses wand.

You may have freed our house-elf
Put daft to our family name
But your parents still got toasted
by a big, green, glowing flame!

I'm rolling on my Nimbus, doing flips and shit.
You falling off your Firebolt, Dementors on your dick.
They trying to kiss you, cuz your a stupid git
My dad is rich mother fucker don't you ever forget!


My Dad is rich and,
Your Dad is dead and,
I got your weapon right here
Power of love and,

I love my mom,
I love my dad too,
We all love Lord Voldermort
And we all hate you!

Shut the fuck up,
My dad is rich!

Fuck Potter 
I'm rich mother fucker
Fuck Potter, 
I caught a snitch mother fucker
I'm on the block with my boys mother fucker
You sucking cock on your knees mother fucker

Hey mom if you could see me now
Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow
Its magic mother fucker, anything is possible

(Snape's Patronus was a doe,
Cuz your momma was a hoe.
Voldermort look at me now.

Never thought I'd see the day
When i kicked you in the face
Be leave me when i say
I fucked your girlfriend)

My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.
My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.

My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.
My dad is rich,
Your dad is dead,
I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.


                          Thanks to Misuki Hoshi for correcting these lyrics