Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show - Michaelangelo lyrics

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Michaelangelo

Was giving a one man show

He had statues with such feeling

He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling

People came from Cocamo

Just to see this one man show

They say we can't believe what we've seen

Tell us Michael what does all this mean?

And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy

And I don't get no pussy at all

William Shakespeare was working at home

Finishing up a brand new poem

And a book of sonnets he wanted to write

And three plays he had to finish that night

He said I'll call this one Hamlet and this one Macbeth

And this one Othello and I'll take a short breath

That's when Francis Bacon appears

And says tell me man where d'ya get all them ideas?

And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy

And I don't get no pussy at all

You all remember Atilla The Hun

Don't think he thought that war was fun

But whether the battle was lost or won

He'd just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun

And say It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy

It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy

It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy

And I don't get no pussy at all

[Thank-you

For what?

For nothin'

hahahaha]

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