Dr. Demento - Psycho Chicken lyrics

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I can't seem to face up to the facts, <br />

I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax, <br />

This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down, <br />

A crazy chicken chasing me all over town<br />

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A psycho chicken<br />

Better run run run run run run run away<br />

Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee<br />

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I don't know just what to do, <br />

He's got a grudge against Frank Purdue, <br />

He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything, <br />

I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?<br />

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A psycho chicken<br />

Better run run run run run run run away<br />

Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee<br />

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Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose, <br />

But psycho chicken still on the loose, <br />

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They caught him down in Ohio<br />

They cut off his head and they put him in the oven, <br />

They put him in a box right next to a roll, <br />

Put some cole slaw round his legs and someone took him home, <br />

Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine, <br />

But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind! <br />

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Psycho chicken<br />

Better run run run run run run run away<br />

Oooh oh oh oh<br />

A psycho chicken<br />

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Better run run run run run run run away<br />

Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee.</