Double Down - The Scotsman lyrics

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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair

And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more

Than his share

He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet

Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the

Street

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the

Street

About that time two young and lovely maids just happend

By

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the

Kilt

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the

Kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could

Be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch or two so they could

See

And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish

Skirt

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his

Birth

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his

Birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be

Gone

Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move

Along

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and

Show

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and

Show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled

Towards a tree

Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he

Tehn did see

And in a startled voice he says to what's before his

Eyes.

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won

First prize

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won

First prize!