Dottie Rambo - Germs (My Invisible Dog) lyrics

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My very best friend is my little shaggy dog

Chewing on my tennis shoes and running through the hall

He's kind of like my shadow, cause he's everywhere I go

He sleeps in my bed, but my mommy doesn't know

I hide him in my pocket cause he's very, very small

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

He runs like the wind, and he knows some funny tricks

He doesn't like carrots and spinach makes him sick

He loves cotton candy and purple lemonade

Oreo cookies and yellow Gatorade

I hide him in my pocket cause he's very, very small

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

We ride our ponies to castles far away

Chasing funny dinosaurs and dragons long the way

We often go exploring where the river winds and bends

Cowboy hats and wooden rafts like Huckleberry Finn

I hide him in my pocket cause he's very, very small

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

I take him to church but nobody ever sees

The little shaggy spotted dog sitting on my knee

He's learning bible verses and he loves the happy songs

But he often falls asleep when the sermon is too long

I hide him in my pocket cause he's very, very small

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

I hide him in my pocket cause he's very, very small

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog

Germs, Germs, my invisible dog