Don Johnson Big Band - Jesus Adidas lyrics

rate me

the name is TMC and I rap like a criminal

fresh like stimorol, my style is subliminal

the best damn rapper Helsinki ever saw

not a single flaw, I only cook it if it's raw

got rhymes galore, too many rhymes in store

and every time I score I'm slick like Roger Moore

I take the ball to the basket, nail it like a casket

make it all mysterious and then I unmask it

took a rhyme, laced it, thought I misplaced it

but cats who disgraced it better get wasted

I tasted success and I'm already drunk

J. Paul Getty funk, stinkin like a skunk

Anansie, but I'm not a bald pansy

my mind is in a frenzy and my mouth is like a gun

verbal ammunition on a mission of fun

wishing it would rain cause I'm hotter than the sun

my style is the toast and my voice is the butter

I'm soft and hard, never st-stutter

raised by the suburbs in city asylum

graffiti painted proverbs of the fire island

I'm dialing the numbers to reach your brain

0057 is the code I maintain

crossed bridges and tracks to make 14 my game

connect the whole city like a metro train

never resting, clever microphone testing

the rhymes I create are like funds I'm investing

began with a dime, became a millionaire

now it's a thrill to share, so I fill the air

with a fat beat, a retreat on the backbeat

rappin to the rhythm in the rhythm of a rap beat

back on the street I never boast my style

rappin coast-to-coast, I'm always worth your while

acting like a master, nobody rappin faster

I'm bringing you the news like a local broadcaster

a brother who likes to take it slow

polish the flow I'mma make it glow, let it go

set the show, we entertain you head-to-toe

creating beats to detain you, then let you go

we let you know we make the flow electrical

technical, precise and perceptible

check the flow, we entertain you head-to-toe

creating beats to detain you, then let you go

we let you know we make the flow electrical

technical, precise and perceptible

verse two, I get it together like super glue

skip, hip, the be-bop, a doo-wop a doo-ba-doo

I do my talking in bubbles like a scuba-duba-diver

every time I see a fish I throw a high fiver

smart like MacGyver, no vagina

spit saliva on the mic, I'm fucking hard like a penis

stupid like Beavis, no matter where the scene is

rap believers, I'm the Jesus in Adidas

the hip hop dictator dictating the data

rappin fast and taking deep breaths like Darth Vader

I silence my critics like Sani Abacha

la cucaracha, like a Russian without a dacha

I gotcha and made you dance to the lambada

in my Lada, chilling with Afrika Bambaata

Zulu nation, i made it continental

mental like a car rental and dental floss

I burn your flag and your cross

I cook the sauce I'm the boss like Hugo

my face is calm but I'm crazy like judo

pseudo-scientific and terrific like pluto

who's the man of all Scan-dinavia

spreading the mania Helsinki to Saudi Arabia

planned the whole thing like the lord and saviour

MC Jerusalem rap human behaviour

hip hop messiah with divine vocabulary

healing the sick who spit rhymes in a hurry

I'm raw like Keith Murray, funny like Bill Murray

a ghostbuster on your ass from here to Surrey

sub z-e-r-o degrees penetrate the cranium

the brain subterranian, hot like uranium

I'm caught where a thought takes a second to freeze

dreaming of the warm mediterranean breeze

set the show, we entertain you head-to-toe

creating beats to detain you, then let you go

we let you know we make the flow electrical

technical, precise and perceptible

set the show, we entertain you head-to-toe

creating beats to detain you, then let you go

we let you know we make the flow electrical

technical, precise and perceptible

check the flow, we entertain you head-to-toe

creating beats to detain you, then let you go

we let you know we make the flow electrical

technical, precise and perceptible