Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up? movie - Private Parts lyrics

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*Father*<br>

There'll be changes in your bodies<br>

and temtations in your paths<br>

you're voices will get lower<br>

and you'll need to take more baths.<br>

so imitate the saints<br>

and purify your hearts<br>

and ignore the urges<br>

of your Private Parts<br>

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Don't think lude thoughs<br>

about a womans form<br>

eternity's a long time<br>

and hell get's afoly warm<br>

oh, your idle hand will get you into trouble<br>

don't pay attention to your<br>

Private Parts<br>

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Don't touch yourselves<br>

no matter how you urn<br>

not even just a little<br>

or you'll burn burn burn<br>

you better leap into an ice cold shower<br>

and don't pay attention to your<br>

(*whipers*)Private parts<br>

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Sex is for procreation<br>

it's not used for recreation<br>

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no you can't hide you'r habbits from your family and your friends from the first touch your secret starts to show.<br>

first the pimples<br>

then the warts<br>

your growth becomes stunted<br>

your brain turns to jelly<br>

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*Students*<br>

till the sham of our error<br>

turns to horror then to terror<br>

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*Father*<br>

When the hair upon your palm begins to grow!!!<br>

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so keep your mind above the belt<br>

and your thoughts out of the sewer<br>

cause an evil think's just as guilty<br>

as an evil doer<br>

oh your private parts with get you into trouble<br>

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*all<br>

Keep them out of sight<br>

keep them out of mind<br>

we've got to do whats right<br>

or end up deaf, dumb, and blind!<br>

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*Father*<br>

so Don't pay attention to your<br>

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*students*<br>

Private Parts<br>

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[Thanks to David Munro for lyrics]<br>

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