WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWEL?!
-They're over here dad, in this bag
THROW'EM OVER HERE!
OUCH!
MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE 
YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!
I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK

Peanutbutterjelly time! (?X)

(peanutbutterjelly) (?X) / Ring-ring-ring-ring (?X)

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring bananaphone 
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring bananaphone 
I've got this feeling, so appealing 
For us to get together and sing, sing!
(2X) 

Peanutbutterjelly time! (lalalalala...)(?X)

Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, 
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 
(?X)

Hit my man

(...)

Chamone, motherfucker!
OH!
Here's how it really goes

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring bananaphone 
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring bananaphone 
I've got this feeling, so appealing 
For us to get together and sing, sing!
(2X) 
HI-HI!

Peanutbutterjelly time! (?X)

Oh!

Fuck you, kid, you're a dick
Bitch!
BIIITCH!
Aaaahh
You're a faggot

Vegeta, what does your scouter say about his powerlevel?
-Nine-nine-thous-
What?!
What does your scouter say about his powerlevel?
-IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAND!!!

Fuck you, kid, you're a dick
BIIITCH!
You're a faggot
9000 years and-
-what?!
Aaaah
Wait, wait, you hear about...
Fuck you, kid, you're a dick
BIIITCH!
You're a faggot
BIIITCH!
Aaaah
-IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAND!!!

(...)

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!
I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK<br />
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			     Thanks to razvan