DJ Lubel - Wrong Hole lyrics

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I took her on a date things seemed so bright<br />

I knew I would not need my youporn tonight<br />

We go to her place and we fooled around<br />

We throw all our clothes to the ground<br />

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We begin as she turns out the lights<br />

I start but feel something so very extra tight<br />

I hear her cry and I see her frown<br />

I look at the condom it is all brown<br />

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Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole<br />

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul<br />

Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole<br />

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Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better<br />

In my defense those holes are so close together<br />

Oh baby baby don't feel defiled<br />

It's a common accident during doggy style<br />

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It was so dark I couldn't see so good<br />

I had no idea where I put my wood<br />

I want to make things better want to make it alright<br />

If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)<br />

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Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole<br />

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul<br />

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I never ever want to make you feel hurting<br />

I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting<br />

Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause<br />

Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ<br />

Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix<br />

From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics<br />

If this was Alabama we would be on trial<br />

That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child<br />

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I've got a confession and I think you wont mind<br />

I kinda liked when you put it in my behind<br />

I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite<br />

Can't we just try it again tonight?<br />

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Alright! <br />

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Every night I stick it in the wrong hole<br />

It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control<br />

When we stick it in the wrong hole.<br />

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I stuck in your ass.