Dirty Sanchez - Sex Dwarf lyrics

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Isn't it nice

Sugar and spice

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

I can make a film

Make you my star

You'll be a natural the way you are

I would like you on a long, black leash

I will parade you down the high street

You've got the attraction

You've got the pulling power

Walk my little doggie

Walk my little sex dwarf

We can make a scene

We'll be a team

Making the headlines

Sounds like a dream

When we hit the floor,

You just watch them move aside

WE will take them for a ride of rides

They all love your miniature ways

You know what they say about small boys

Sex Dwarf

Sex Dwarf

Sex Dwarf

I'm in a Rolls Royce

Look it's so huge

It's big and it's gold

With my dumb chauffer

Looking to procure

Run little doggie

Lurid disco dolly

Run my little sex dwarf

I feel so lonely

Get my little camera

Take a pretty picture

Sex dwarf

In a gold Rolls

Making it with the dumb chauffer

Isn't it nice?

Sugar and spice

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex Dwarf

Isn't it nice?

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf

To match the gold Rolls

And my dumb chauffer

We'll all look so good

We'll knock 'em cold

Knocking 'em gold

In black and gold

We can have playtime

In my little playroom

Disco dollies

My sex dwarf

And my dumb chauffer

I would like you on a long black lead

You can bring me all the things I need

Sex dwarf

Isn't it nice?

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex Dwarf

Isn't it nice?

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex Dwarf

(repeat a lot)