<br>
MURIEL<br>
Last night I met a man beneath a pale<br>
And haunted moon-<br>
A man no womand could refuse.<br>
Bold and assertive with a <br>
Furtive air of mystery.<br>
Magically long of lash,<br>
Tragically short of cash.<br>
<br>
As he approached he wore<br>
An aura of nobility.<br>
I wore these Ferragamo shoes.<br>
This was at last, I knew, my<br>
Rendezvous with History.<br>
What was a woman,<br>
What was a woman to do?<br>
<br>
And when he smiled he lit the night<br>
With grance and confidence.<br>
His teeth were clean and straight and<br>
white just like a picket fence.<br>
I couldn't look directly at them-<br>
They were that intense.<br>
What was a woman,<br>
What was a woman to do?'<br>
<br>
I never realized hwo long<br>
My hear had been ignored.<br>
He sany my name and it rang out just<br>
Like some major chord.<br>
If music be he food of love,<br>
He ate my Smorgasbord.<br>
What was a woman-<br>
<br>
WOMAN #1<br>
What was a woman-<br>
<br>
WOMAN # 2<br>
What was a woman to do?<br>
<br>
WOMEN<br>
Last night I met a prince<br>
And suddenly my life has changed-<br>
I have a purpose and a cause<br>
(to help my dreamy royal boyfiend.)<br>
<br>
MURIEL<br>
He's off rebelling,<br>
And i'm kveling here,<br>
But never mind.<br>
<br>
WOMAN #2<br>
He's just so- ooo!<br>
<br>
WOMAN #3<br>
So suave itmakes you mental<br>
<br>
MURIEL<br>
So goddamn continental<br>
<br>
WOMEN<br>
Who'd guess that I would be the only<br>
one to whom he'd turn-<br>
This man of brio<br>
And panache<br>
<br>
MURIEL<br>
He gave me romance and the feeling<br>
I was young again.<br>
<br>
WOMAN#1<br>
I gave him hope and strength and<br>
<br>
WOMEN<br>
A check made out to cash.<br>
<br>
USHERETTE<br>
He had the most amazing eyes<br>
That I had ever seen.<br>
He came in with a ticket <br>
For the Second Mezzanine.<br>
I ripped it up and put him right down<br>
there in J-13.<br>
<br>
MURIEL<br>
Miss? If you don't mind...<br>
<br>
USHERETTE<br>
What was a woman-<br>
<br>
WOMEN<br>
What was a woman-<br>
<br>
MURIEL<br>
What was a woman to do?<br>
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