Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - The Reckoning lyrics

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LAWRENCE<br>

How could you do that to her?<br>

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FREDDY<br>

Do what to her?<br>

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We're in her room,<br>

The lights are low.<br>

I've got it made,<br>

All systems go.<br>

<br>

I'm in. She's down-<br>

The hair; the gown-<br>

We go to kiss;<br>

She conks me out.<br>

<br>

Then I wake up<br>

With nothing on.<br>

She took my clothes.<br>

My shoes are gone.<br>

<br>

My wallet's gone.<br>

My watch is gone.<br>

And here I am a shmuch in a robe.<br>

<br>

LAWRENCE<br>

And you expect me to believe that<br>

when she just returned the fifty <br>

thousand dollars I gave to her?<br>

<br>

FREDDY<br>

What fifty thousand dollars?<br>

<br>

LAWRENCE<br>

The fifty thousand dollars that you<br>

stole from her!<br>

<br>

FREDDY<br>

I didn't steal and fifty thousand dollars<br>

from her!<br>

<br>

(They look at each other <br>

and run to the briefcase)<br>

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Hey, there's my clothes.<br>

<br>

(They find a note inside and read:)<br>

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CHRISTINE'S VOICE<br>

'Goodbye boys. It was fun.<br>

Love, The Jackal!<br>

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FREDDY<br>

The more I cired,<br>

The more she cared.<br>

The more I liked,<br>

The more she bared.<br>

The more I sang,<br>

The more she sung.<br>

I mean, come on,<br>

She gave me tongue!<br>

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ANDRE<br>

Amazing<br>

Zis idot.<br>

I hate to say i told you so-<br>

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LAWRENCE<br>

Amazing.<br>

The Timing, <br>

She really had me down-<br>

<br>

ANDRE<br>

So young, so good,<br>

So right, so nice.<br>

She played you like a pair of dice<br>

<br>

LAWRENCE<br>

The eyes, the smile,<br>

The joy, the hope,<br>

The hair, the clothes<br>

<br>

ANDRE<br>

Ze soap!<br>

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ALL <br>

The soap!<br>

<br>

LAWRENCE<br>

The soap!<br>

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FREDDY<br>

That lousy, stinking, lying, cheating,<br>

totally dishonest, dirty, rotten-<br>

<br>

LAWRENCE<br>

Yes Freddy, isn't she wonderful!<br>

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