Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - The More We Dance lyrics
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LAWRENCE<br>
That squishy little wishy-washy<br>
Crazy little strudel<br>
In his noodle <br>
Makes him lazy in the legs.<br>
<br>
So how can we affect his soul,<br>
Direct his soul<br>
To make him whole's<br>
The queestion that his situation begs.<br>
Way down deep there at the root he<br>
Really wants to shake his booty<br>
So I think here's what our duty<br>
With him is-<br>
<br>
Find a way we can convince his mind<br>
To send a signal down the spine<br>
To the behind,<br>
Where all the rhythm is.<br>
<br>
The more we dance,<br>
The more he sees,<br>
The more we tease,<br>
The more he burns,<br>
The more he years<br>
To move his knees<br>
Like Cyd Charisse,<br>
The more he learns<br>
<br>
That life is bursting with joy, so live it.<br>
Here it is boy, so give it a chance!<br>
<br>
The more we dance,<br>
The more we done,<br>
The more he'll whine,<br>
The more he'll pout<br>
Until he fin'lly bottoms out<br>
And then he'll rise and he'll shine and<br>
He'll prance- so let's dance!<br>
<br>
(They now join other couples<br>
dancing along the romantic spots<br>
of the Riviera.)<br>
<br>
The more we laugh,<br>
The more we grin,<br>
The more he'll have<br>
To join right inm<br>
The more we glow<br>
And show our joy,<br>
The more I'm sure<br>
We'll cure the boy.<br>
<br>
It isn't easy to put him through it-<br>
Remember, we do it on his behalf.<br>
<br>
So let's guf-far<br>
In his guf-face<br>
While we im-bibe<br>
And we im-brace,<br>
No more 'I don'ts,'<br>
No more 'I won'ts,'<br>
No more more 'I can'ts.'<br>
<br>
So let's dance!<br>
<br>
I have an idea. Love put him in that<br>
chair, perhaps love can get him out <br>
of it.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
What do you mean?<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
The more we squeeze<br>
The more we kiss<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
You mean like this?<br>
<br>
(She kisses him deeply <br>
in the name of science.)<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
Gott im Himmel.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Was that all right?<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
Ja...Wunderbar.<br>
<br>
We must be cruel to fuel his desire.<br>
Let's put another log on the fire-<br>
<br>
Come on, let's jump! Let's dip!<br>
Maybe that chump will get a grip.<br>
The Macarana will make him saner<br>
As we say in Vienna-<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
Ole!<br>
<br>
The more we flirt,<br>
the more overt,<br>
The more his heart<br>
Will start to hurt<br>
And this insert<br>
A lot of ants<br>
Into his pants-<br>
<br>
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