Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Oklahoma? lyrics
rate me<br>
JOLENE<br>
Down in the Panhandle<br>
Where we manhandle<br>
All that beef cattle<br>
And the snakes rattle<br>
And the wind whistles<br>
Through the dead thistles,<br>
It's a little piece of heaven<br>
<br>
With a big house'n<br>
Lots of big cows'n <br>
Lots of big sky'n<br>
Lots of dust flyin'<br>
And I'll be so happy since<br>
I'm bringing hime a prince<br>
To my little piece of heaven,<br>
Oklahoma.<br>
<br>
Don't you love it when the <br>
bobcats howl?<br>
<br>
Don't you love it when the <br>
coyotes cough?<br>
<br>
Well, I know a few tricks<br>
With a thirty ought-six<br>
'n you can watch me blow those little<br>
fuckers heads clean off.<br>
<br>
And then, oh boy-<br>
We'll go two steppin-<br>
Through the arroyo,<br>
Watch what you step in<br>
<br>
'Cause them cattle eat their share<br>
And it's gotta go somewhere<br>
In my little piece of heaven,<br>
Oklahoma.<br>
<br>
And we'll motor into Tulsa for the <br>
weeken'-<br>
Through the windows of the pickup<br>
we'll be peekin'-<br>
Not a tree or a Jew<br>
To block the lovely vie.<br>
There's a race track and a zoo-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
And Oral Roberts U!<br>
<br>
JOLENE<br>
And we'll dress you up nifty<br>
In a big Stetson<br>
With some SPF 50<br>
So no sun gets in<br>
<br>
'Cause that freckly on your skin<br>
Can do a feller in<br>
And the shade is mighty thin in <br>
Oklahoma<br>
And our leading cause of death<br>
is Melanoma<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Melanoma!<br>
<br>
Hyah!<br>
<br>
<br>
