Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Love My Legs lyrics
rate me<br>
FREDDY<br>
I was alone and cold and damp,<br>
I tried to fly<br>
But both my wings would cramp<br>
'Til you came along and lit the lamp<br>
To guide me to my exit ramp.<br>
<br>
Love is my legs and you are my love<br>
So you are my legs, my love.<br>
Finally I understand<br>
How hope is the hand<br>
That squeezes a heart<br>
And helps it to start once again.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Now stand up and walk to me.<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I can't.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
YOU CAN!<br>
<br>
Faith are the toes<br>
Attatched to your feet<br>
So I'll be your feet completely,<br>
Always there to strive in your socks,<br>
Alive in your socks,<br>
No longer dejected,<br>
Two feet resurrected-<br>
Connected to legs which is love-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Love is my legs!<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Stand up. come to me!<br>
<br>
Love is your legs!<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Oh my God, I'm standing! I'm standing!<br>
<br>
FREDDY/CHRISTINE<br>
Love is my/your legs.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Now come to me, soldier.<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I'm still afraid.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
I know you can do it.<br>
Please try.<br>
<br>
(Freddy takes a few faltering steps<br>
and staggers towards her.)<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I did it. I'm walking!<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Do you want to rest?<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
No, I want to keep going. My legs are<br>
full of love. Stand over there.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
(Moving towards the bed)<br>
Here?<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Further.<br>
<br>
CHRSTINE<br>
How far do you want to go?<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
All the way!<br>
<br>
Love is my legs<br>
And you are my love<br>
So you are my <br>
feet-bones of love.<br>
<br>
CHRISTNE/CHOIR<br>
The leg-bone's <br>
Connected to ankle-bones<br>
<br>
Connected to <br>
Feet-bones of love.<br>
<br>
FREDDY/CHRISTINE<br>
Help me scrape the<br>
Rust from my heart,<br>
Blow the <br>
Dust from my heart<br>
Then help me adjust<br>
To the trust<br>
That you thrust<br>
In my heart<br>
With your legs full of-<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE/CHOIR<br>
-Love is your legs-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
It was all in my head-<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE/CHOIR<br>
Love is your legs-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Now you get on that bed!<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE/CHOIR<br>
Love is your legs-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Here I come!<br>
Hope is your hand.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Faith is your feet.<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Love is my legs.<br>
<br>
CHRISTINE<br>
Love is your legs<br>
<br>
FREDDY/CHRISTINE<br>
Love is my/your legs.<br>
<br>
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