Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Here I Am lyrics

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CHRISTINE<br>

Would ya look at that coffered<br>

ceiling,<br>

Look at that chandelier.<br>

Excuse me but how I'm feeling<br>

IS a hundred-proof.<br>

I could raise the roof.<br>

I'm so happy to be here.<br>

I've been kind of missing<br>

Mom and Daddy,<br>

Sort of in a spin since Cincinatti.<br>

The morning flight, a majoyr bore<br>

But then they open the cabin door<br>

And zoot alors-<br>

Here I am!<br>

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Lord knows I had the will<br>

And the resources<br>

But Mom and Dad kept saying<br>

"Hold your horses."<br>

I guess those poies couldn't wait-<br>

Pardom me folks but <br>

They've left the gate<br>

I may be late, but<br>

Here I am!<br>

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Ah,<br>

The way to be, to me, is French<br>

The way to say "La Vie" is French<br>

So here I am, Beaumont Sur Mer, a <br>

Big two weeks on the Rivier-a.<br>

If I'm only dreaming<br>

Please don't wake me.<br>

Let the summer sun <br>

And Breezes take me.<br>

Excuse me if I seem jejeune,<br>

I promise I'll find my marbles soon<br>

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But everywhere I look<br>

It's like a scene from a book.<br>

Open the book and<br>

Here I am!<br>

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I mean<br>

The air is French<br>

That chair is French<br>

This nice sincere sancerre is French<br>

The skies are French<br>

The pies are French<br>

Those guys are French<br>

These fries are French!<br>

Pardon me if I<br>

Fly off the handle,<br>

No place else on earth<br>

Can hold a candle<br>

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So, Veni Vidi Vici, folks<br>

Let's face it,<br>

Je suis ici, folks!<br>

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Excusez-moi<br>

If i spot-<br>

I'm letting my<br>

Je n'sais qoi out.<br>

I'm sorry to shout buy<br>

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CHRISTINE/ENSEMBLE<br>

Here I am!<br>

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