Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Great Big Stuff lyrics
rate me<br>
FREDDY<br>
I thought I'd seen it all,<br>
I thought I knew the score.<br>
But coming here, I've found a world <br>
I'd never seen before.<br>
Now I know Where I belong-<br>
A life of taste and class<br>
With culture and sophisitication<br>
pouring out my ass.<br>
<br>
Gimme<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
This is how I gotta live-<br>
<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
Uh-uh no alternative-<br>
<br>
Great big stuff<br>
<br>
I want my silver spoon.<br>
Don't need it right now<br>
But I better get it soon.<br>
<br>
I want a mansion with a moat<br>
Around which I will float<br>
With some vast-bottom babies<br>
In my glass-bottom boat.<br>
<br>
FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS<br>
A house in the Bahamas-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Paisley silk pajamas-<br>
Poker with Al Roker<br>
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas.<br>
Gimme-<br>
<br>
FREDDY/ENSMBLE <br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I really do deserve it.<br>
<br>
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
With servants who will serve it.<br>
<br>
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I don't give a damn what it's fer,<br>
Every day's my birthday,<br>
Every night is my Bar Mitzver.<br>
<br>
Oh give me a home<br>
Where the centerfolds roam <br>
Guccione on the phone,he<br>
got a party going on-<br>
And Hef'll have me over<br>
To play some naked Twister<br>
Blotto in the Grotto<br>
With a Playmate and her sister.<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Rap stars'll love me!<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Get me a posse! A'ight!<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Chillin'in the city,<br>
Sittin' pretty in the Caddy<br>
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy<br>
<br>
-or whatever!<br>
I'll change my name too!<br>
I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out.<br>
<br>
The Islands in the winter<br>
The Hamptons in the summer,<br>
The fashion plate I date'll give me<br>
Hummers in my Hummer.<br>
<br>
The cash to keep me idle,<br>
The chicks to keep me vital,<br>
The pills to keep me happy<br>
Even when I'm suicidal.<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great big stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Nothin crass or crappy-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
That would make me very happy.<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Bring it out and make it snappy.<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I want some really classy shit-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Like a mink tracksuit-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
My own personal Zamboni-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Lot's of unnecessary surgery-<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big Stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I can finally afford to see a Broadway <br>
show!<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big stuff<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
Gout.<br>
<br>
ENSEMBLE<br>
Great Big,<br>
Great Big,<br>
Great Big ,<br>
Great Big Stuff-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I just want someone to <br>
Love me...<br>
For my money<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
Yeah!<br>
<br>
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