Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Dirty Rotten Number lyrics
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LAWRENCE<br>
You may be master of<br>
Your chosen occupation<br>
With several strings of<br>
Polo ponies in your stable-<br>
ou must remember all the same <br>
That at the crux of every game<br>
Is knowing when it's time <br>
To leave the table.<br>
<br>
And it's important to be artful<br>
in your exit-<br>
No turning back, you must accept<br>
the con is done,<br>
But now and then, you might recall<br>
The moments when you had it al-<br>
You ahd teh charm,<br>
You had the talent<br>
And, my God, you hd some fun.<br>
<br>
It was a ball, it was a blast<br>
And it's a shame it couldn't last,<br>
But every chapter has to end,<br>
You must agree.<br>
It was a joy, it was sublime,<br>
A splendid way to earn a dime<br>
For a dirty rotten guy like me.<br>
<br>
When you look back on all your <br>
conquests and deceptions<br>
You see a thousand flawless pearls<br>
set in a strand,<br>
Laid out from Biarritz to Rome,<br>
Each one as perfect as a poem-<br>
An opus to be proud of though it's <br>
written in the sand.<br>
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It was a ball, it was a thrill,<br>
You had teh grace, you had the skill<br>
To know exactly what to say<br>
And what to do.<br>
You wouldn't trade a single day<br>
Or have it any other way-<br>
A dirty rotten guy like you.<br>
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FREDDY<br>
It's almost a religion-<br>
The need to take a pigeon<br>
And to play your part<br>
With elegance and zest<br>
<br>
But when it's time to fold the act<br>
And your duffel bag is packed<br>
Take comfort in the fact<br>
That you've been <br>
working with the best.<br>
<br>
It was a blast, it was a ball<br>
It was a gas, I loved it all<br>
'Cause I was hanging with the man<br>
And that's a plus.<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
Aw, Freddy.<br>
<br>
You've got the verve<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
You've got the guts-<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
You've go the nerve-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
You've got the nuts!<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
I guess we're<br>
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LAWRENCE/FREDDY<br>
-Dirty rotten crooks, dirty rotten<br>
shnooks-<br>
<br>
It was a trip, it was a blast<br>
It was a shame it couldn't lsat<br>
'Cause it was almost<br>
Too prodigious to discuss.<br>
<br>
LAWRENCE<br>
So we get screw for fifty-grand-<br>
<br>
FREDDY<br>
I think we still deserve a hand-<br>
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LAWRENCE/FREDDY<br>
Dirty<br>
Rotten<br>
Guys-<br>
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Like us!<br>
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