Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Chimp In A Suit lyrics

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ANDRE<br>

Dress up a monkey in Armani,<br>

He may seem precocious and cute.<br>

Despite all that primpin',<br>

You still got a chimp in a suit.<br>

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Teach him the second<br>

Verse of "Swanee"<br>

And most of "Moon River" to boot.<br>

Sure peopl will gape<br>

But you still got an ape<br>

in a suit.<br>

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Shprizt him 'til wet<br>

With the Eau de Toilette<br>

And you're still gonna get<br>

A stench.<br>

Dampen him well<br>

In a quart of Chanel,<br>

It won't cover the smell-<br>

I should know, I'm French!<br>

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Take him to see Don Giovanni,<br>

Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,<br>

Teach him to cook<br>

>From Escoffier's book,<br>

He's still a gorrila en croute-<br>

You still got a chimp in a suit.<br>

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So you've shaved off his fur,<br>

Decked him out in couture<br>

And endowed him with pure<br>

Savior Fare-<br>

You dressed him up fancy<br>

And trained him to dance, he<br>

Remains a chimpan-cee,<br>

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He's not Fred Astaire!<br>

Give him a dandy little topper,<br>

Tie on a natty cravat<br>

Buy him a castle,<br>

He'll still be an asshole<br>

And nothing you do will change<br>

that-<br>

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He's still just a stinky little minkey<br>

In a dinky little suit<br>

And a cheap little hat!<br>

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