Dirty Rotten Scoundrels movie - Chimp In A Suit lyrics
rate me<br>
ANDRE<br>
Dress up a monkey in Armani,<br>
He may seem precocious and cute.<br>
Despite all that primpin',<br>
You still got a chimp in a suit.<br>
<br>
Teach him the second<br>
Verse of "Swanee"<br>
And most of "Moon River" to boot.<br>
Sure peopl will gape<br>
But you still got an ape<br>
in a suit.<br>
<br>
Shprizt him 'til wet<br>
With the Eau de Toilette<br>
And you're still gonna get<br>
A stench.<br>
Dampen him well<br>
In a quart of Chanel,<br>
It won't cover the smell-<br>
I should know, I'm French!<br>
<br>
Take him to see Don Giovanni,<br>
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,<br>
Teach him to cook<br>
>From Escoffier's book,<br>
He's still a gorrila en croute-<br>
You still got a chimp in a suit.<br>
<br>
So you've shaved off his fur,<br>
Decked him out in couture<br>
And endowed him with pure<br>
Savior Fare-<br>
You dressed him up fancy<br>
And trained him to dance, he<br>
Remains a chimpan-cee,<br>
<br>
He's not Fred Astaire!<br>
Give him a dandy little topper,<br>
Tie on a natty cravat<br>
Buy him a castle,<br>
He'll still be an asshole<br>
And nothing you do will change<br>
that-<br>
<br>
He's still just a stinky little minkey<br>
In a dinky little suit<br>
And a cheap little hat!<br>
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