<div class="showResultLinks">I did cocaine with David Blaine<br />
He made my coke disappear, mayne<br />
We pulled the train off Ms. Love Hewitt<br />
She knows what I did last summer, stupid<br />
Oh please, Tara Reid<br />
Took her to eat and she was scared of the beef<br />
So I had to f*ck Jessica Simpson<br />
In the kitchen, while she was fixing some chicken<br />
And her little sister Ashley<br />
Was waiting in the pantry, <br />
Spreading her a**cheeks<br />
Yelling, "Dirt Nasty!"<br />
Tell 'em I said<br />
Hurry up with the Teriyaki<br />
Then I did Demi in the pooper<br />
With a semi, she thought I was Kutcher (man)<br />
Dude I heard a rumor. (What's that?)<br />
Alyssa Milano is good for a nooner<br />
And I ain't mad<br />
At Jennifer Aniston, took it in the a** at the Hotel Radison<br />
Her Dad thought it was the Pitt's<br />
'Cause when he walked in, <br />
I was pinchin' her ti*s<br />
Now picture this, <br />
I got a photo, of Fred Durst's di*k<br />
It's about an inch<br />
For real, I stole it from his bitch<br />
Some think that I'm phony homie<br />
I play with my penis like Adrien Brody.<br />
F*ck you sue me<br />
I'll be sniffin' ruffies with George Clooney<br />
<br />
L.A. is like Groundhog Day<br />
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains<br />
Droppin' Names<br />
What a shame<br />
Never thought I'd Turn out this way<br />
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<br />
I bursted the c*nt<br />
Drew first blood on Kirsten Dunst.<br />
And what about the Olsens?<br />
At the Golden Globes, <br />
Holdin' my scrotum<br />
Where to f*ck Hillary Duff?<br />
I'mma make her smoke dust and choke nuts<br />
No I'm not kiddin'<br />
I'll Moulin Douche Nicole Kidman<br />
Head spinnin' from the Vodka<br />
Courtney Cox sucked my c*ck in a Mazda.<br />
Like John Belushi<br />
In the parking lot, bombin' on Tom Cruise<br />
His d*ck's like a needle<br />
Mine's Titanic, ask Leo<br />
Or Vin Diesel<br />
We were shootin' Speed in his agent's Regel<br />
I'm harming my rectum (HMM)<br />
Pardon my French, Carmen Electra<br />
And Haley Joel Osment<br />
Is gonna be doin' coke before his balls be droppin.<br />
My nards aren't clean, <br />
I've been partying with Charlie Sheen.<br />
Hey Angelina Jolie<br />
Why don't you put them lips on my Roman Cannoli<br />
Like Monica Bellucci<br />
I heard the c**chie, smells like Bleu Cheese.<br />
I'm horny for beaver.<br />
Gimme a call, Sigourney Weaver.<br />
<br />
L.A. is like Groundhog Day<br />
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains<br />
Droppin' Names<br />
What a shame<br />
Never thought I'd Turn out this way<br />
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