DIRE STRAITS - My Parties lyrics

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Well this is my back yard<br>My back gate<br>I hate to start my parties late<br>Here's the party cart<br>Ain't that great ? <br>That ain't the best part baby<br>Just wait<br>That's a genuine weathervane<br>It moves with the breeze<br>Portable hammock honey<br>Who needs trees<br>It's casual entertaining<br>We aim to please<br>At my parties<br><br>Check out the shingles<br>It's brand new<br>Excuse me while I mingle<br>Hi, how are you<br>Hey everybody<br>Let me give you a toast<br>This one's for me<br>The host with the most<br><br>It's getting a trifle colder<br>Step inside my home<br>That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone<br>That's musical doorbell<br>It don't ring, I ain't kiddin'<br>It plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon<br><br>Boy, this punch is a trip<br>It's o.k. in my book<br>Here, take a sip<br>Maybe little heaven on the fruit<br>Ah, here comes the dip<br>You may kiss the cook<br>Let me show you honey<br>It's easy - look<br>You take a fork and spire 'em<br>Say, did you try these ? <br>So glad you like 'em<br>The secret's in the cheese<br>It's casual entertaining<br>We aim to please<br>At my parties<br><br>Now don't talk to me about the polar bear<br>Don't talk to me about ozone layer<br>Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air<br>They're running out of rhinos<br>What do I care ? <br>Let's hear it for the dolphin<br>Let's hear it for the trees<br>Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze<br>It's casual entertaining<br>We aim to please<br>At my parties