Dingus - Teeth lyrics

rate me

Through the plaque and tartar stains, <br />

I brush apart and excavate<br />

To show an adequate display of a smile for you girl<br />

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Dental floss and Listerine<br />

Enough to force these gums to bleed<br />

I'll make my teeth shine extra clean for your own to meet mine<br />

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Because my words lack romance<br />

So I brush my teeth<br />

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Inject some Novocaine<br />

Or laughing gas to numb the pain<br />

I'll put the Brits to shame, <br />

But it might remain insufficient<br />

I just can't understand<br />

What it takes to be your man<br />

Because I have brushed so hard, <br />

My enamel's gone<br />

And it's only because of you<br />

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And I forgot my hygiene years ago<br />

Until I saw your pretty face<br />

Your essence gave me reason<br />

To go brush my teeth<br />

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Hardcore, hardcore, hardcore