Erotic Aristocracy 

There's a castle in the woods 
Selling most unusual goods 
To lovers beyond mediocraty
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy 

There's a servant in the hall
Who will lead you through it all
To a stage of solid hypocrisy 
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy 

The erotic, neurotic aristocracy 

There's a master so divine
She will make your body shine 
Neglecting the rules of democracy 
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy 

The erotic, neurotic aristocracy