Digital Underground - Jerkit Circus lyrics

rate me

Well ain't but two kind

Them that do and them that do

Yo

They got tigers, lions, and monkeys

But I give my most attention to my donkey

Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it

Even hold it when it's time to get funky

Always tired after two rounds of action

But you got to bust three like Paxon

So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus

Work it like you knock a bag, that's satisfaction

So let's talk about this

And that

I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack)

It might hurt my sack (sack)

And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat)

Cuz I don't know where it's been at

Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat

But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)

Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play

And three days later got an itch

And now I really wanna kill that (HO!)

Who did it

I shouldn't have been with it

I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)

But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)

I did it (hit it)

But it didn't have to be done

Next time I'm gonna run run run to the

Jerkit Circus

Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom

Jerkit Circus

Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the

Jerkit Circus

Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the

Jerkit Circus baby

Hey yo it's time to milk the cow

Mary goes up and Mary goes down

Mary goes Mary goes round and round

She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat

POP went the ball sack

Mary goes up and Mary goes down

Mary goes Mary goes round and round

But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat

DEAD went the ball sack

How did you get strong when she looked at you

(And that's how she hooked at you)

Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped

And that's how the microwave cooked you

You ROCKED and SHOCKED it

Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have

STOPPED and BLOCKED it

With a hat

I stay strapped cuz I'm smarter than that

So let's work

Let's work this

And let's go to the circus

Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan

He's got a date with his left hand

At the

Jerkit Circus

Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom

Jerkit Circus

Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the

Jerkit Circus

Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the

Jerkit Circus

No more sticking time that we choke that chicken

Mary goes up and Mary goes down

Mary goes Mary goes round and round

She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat

POP went the ball sack

Called your girl

Tried to get your rocks off

Made you wait

Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I don't know I wish I knew a better way

Cuz back in the day

You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot

You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot

But hey it's not such a bad idea considering

Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in

The mood

AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION

Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection

The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her

And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her

So now I'm going out like a strangler

Get a grip and choke your fadangler

To the girls that use sex to try to work us:

Took my destiny into my own hand

And joined the

Jerkit Circus

Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom

Jerkit Circus

Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the

Jerkit Circus

Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the

Jerkit Circus

No more sticking time that we choke that chicken