Die Antwoord - Expensive Shit lyrics

rate me

Mmmm, smell that?

Not that smell, ladies. That's right, it's money

Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be a superstar

rapper, making big money, know what I mean girl?

My daddy told me I was living in a dream world

If I said yes dad

I wouldn't have my zef swag

Flyin' in the whole f*cking world, getting jet-lagged

Getting bitten by da zef bug is da best drug

If I played it safe, would've never made it ever

Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer

No matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as me

It's like a fat f*ck you when deez naaierz see

My big billboard up at nyc

Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me

I'm the motherf*cking greatest

Suckers of the haters

Gonna make these bitches submissive

Cause I'm a dominator

A mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest

That's why i tap beautiful designer vaginas

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my laany totti op watokal

Big money, big money, big money

Make my dreams come true

Baby you're my angel, sent from the dark side

I took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide

oh my god, that's such a fresh switch

Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch

Everybody's crying saying hip hop's dead

Till the white South African hip-hop head

Pop's up on da scene saying It's not dead

I'm here, can I get a f*cking ah yeah?

They always looking at me like I just crawled out of the drain

The underground got me bored out of my brain

And this pop rap bullshit all sound the same

God help you if i call out your name

From the dark side of the moon

I zoom out of the gloom.

Doom Doom! Da room goes boom like a cartoon

The dark raver has come, my mic-saber is on

Turn and tell your friends,yo this is my favorite song

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my laany totti op watokal

Ooh! Wat drink jy Ninjie?

I'm sipping Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

I'm sipping Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

Uh la la c'est si bon

I'm sipping Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

I'm sipping Dom Perignon

Dom, Dom Perignon

It's like an angel peed in my mouth

C'est si bon

I saw your babes new Gucci shades

So I stepped to her face

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

So I P. Diddy's caviar chillin' backstage

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw you virgin galactic tickets to outer-space

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw Hugh Heff's girlfriend's new boobs

And I rubbed my dick on expensive tits

I was at the waterfront saw a new Lambo

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw Snoop Dogg's long gold-plated bong

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw your mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone hat

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my tsss on expensive ahhh

I rub my wang on expensive thangs

It's like a dream come true,

I'm living the dream bru

Rubbing my laany totti op watokal

Big money, big money, big money

so so so so so sexy

Big money, big money, big money

Make my dreams come true

Thanks to Lekker Poes for correcting these lyrics