Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush<br />
A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush<br />
Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie<br />
A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee<br />
Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime<br />
"Let me wash your window, alright, man?"<br />
Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face<br />
Spit on the car, head back to my place<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired<br />
Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?<br />
I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss<br />
Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie<br />
A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired<br />
Weird, waxed, and wired