Didjits - Freak Show lyrics

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People push me around and they call me a freak<br />

Make fun of my friends and they say I stink<br />

But I killed my mammy on the day I was born<br />

Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn<br />

Met the mongoose woman, that's when I was saved<br />

A beard on her face and her pussy is shaved<br />

Had a little baby boy and he looked like a frog<br />

When Momma serves supper, he barks like a dog<br />

Kick some ass tonight!<br />

At the freak show!<br />

Got four legs and a dick that can see<br />

Reptile skin like a gator should be<br />

Daddy sold me to the circus when I was three<br />

I'm nine feel tall and half a foot wide<br />

How much would you pay for a coat of my hide?<br />

I live in a tent and I sleep in the hay<br />

Ringmaster beats me with a whip all day<br />

Brings his girl to see us, shows off his sluts<br />

One of these days, we'll eat out his guts<br />

Kick some ass tonight!<br />

At the freak show!