Dickie Goodman - Santa And The Touchables lyrics

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[Jingle Bells instrumental]<br />

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Announcer: "We interrupt this record for an important new bulletin'! Santa Claus is missing from the North Pole!"<br />

Dispatcher Voice: "Be on the lookout for Santa Claus, last seen..."<br />

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Lee Dorsey's "Ya Ya" - "Sitting here la-la waiting for my Ya Ya"<br />

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Announcer: "Washington has decided this is a job for 'The Touchables'."<br />

Dickie: "December 1961, at the headquarters of Elliot Press and 'The Touchables'."<br />

Sung: "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la."<br />

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Dickie: "Sent to the North Pole 'The Touchables" learn that someone has launched a toy spaceship, sending Santa to the moon. Alvin' the Chipmunk said":<br />

[Chipmunk] Crazy<br />

Dickie: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer volunteered to lead 'The Touchables' to the rescue. A new spaceship is ready for blastoff"<br />

Mission Control: "T-minus... three... two... one... zero."<br />

Chipmunks "Chipmunk Song" - "OK Alvin'... Alvin'... ALVIN! OK! <br />

[Rocket SFX]<br />

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Dickie: "Successfully landing on the moon, Rudolph and 'The Touchables' are surrounded by the Moon Men."<br />

Dion & The Belmonts "Runaround Sue" - "Hey, hey ooohhhh hey..."<br />

Dickie: "The leader of the Moon Men approaches Elliot Press and says":<br />

Marcels "Heartaches" - "Yip yip yip yip werp-a-werp werp mumm a mumm mumm bohp-a bohp"<br />

Dickie: "Which translated means":<br />

Ray Charles "Hit The Road Jack" - "Hit the road Jack and don'tcha come back no more"<br />

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Dickie: "But 'The Touchables' are not leaving without Santa Claus."<br />

[Machine gun and space gun SFX]<br />

Dickie: "After a brief battle Elliot Press looks off and says":<br />

Fats Domino "What A Party" - "I'll be back on my feet someday!"<br />

Dickie: Meanwhile, Rudolph secretly leads Santa Claus to the spaceship. Out of gas 'The Touchables' harness Rudolph to the ship, and away they go!"<br />

Marcels "Heartaches" - "Watch out! Here we go again."<br />

[Slide whistle going up SFX]<br />

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Dickie: "A job well done. Elliot Press and 'The Touchables' turn to each other and say":<br />

Sung: "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la."<br />

Announcer: "If you should look up in the sky this Christmas Eve and see a reindeer pulling a spaceship... chances are it's Santa Claus."<br />

Moon Man: "Merry Christmas Earth People! [echoes]"