DEVO - Post Post-modern Man lyrics
rate meIf I had a hammer<br>I'd wake up my neighbors<br>Pounding out a rhythm<br>All about you<br>If I had a pencil<br>I'd push me some paper<br>I'd build a skyscraper<br>To get close to you<br>If I had a lasso<br>I'd sail out the window<br>And land on an island<br>Next to you<br>If I had a hot rod<br>I'd fasten up my seatbelt<br>And break the speed limit<br>Gettin' to you<br>But I ain't got a hammer<br>And I ain't got a pencil<br>And I ain't got a lasso<br>So I'm doing it the hard way<br>Like a post post-modern man<br>If I had a credit card<br>I'd clear me a pathway<br>Through the deepest jungle<br>Right to your door<br>If I had a camera<br>I'd snap away my fingers<br>And collect up the pictures<br>Of you of course<br>But I ain't got a hot rod<br>And I ain't got a credit card<br>No chance for a camera<br>So I'm doing it the hard way<br>Like a post post-modern man<br>Well I ain't got a hammer<br>And I ain't got a lasso<br>No chance for a camera<br>So I'm doing it the hard way
