I get up every day

It's a miracle, I'm told

So now I live to work

So I hit the road

Squeeze into my hybrid car

Drive as fast as I can

While I scan the rooftops

Yeah, I scan the rooftops



Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)



I live in every city all around the world

Sometimes it's way too hot

Sometimes it's friggin' cold

One thing's always the same

No matter what they say 

There's way to many problems

Way way too many problems



Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)



You wish you were swinging through the trees

You wish you were slicing through the breeze

You wish you were a king or a queen




You wish you'd hit the lottery



But wishing is for chumps

High hoping is for fools

They'll hunt you down and tase you, bro

For playing with the rules



Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)



I got a big dilemma

To punt (?) or go for broke

It's got me going sleepless while I'm about to choke

So let me ask you something

Answer if you can

Think before you answer

There is no correct answer



Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)



Don't taze me, bro! (x4)