Devo Spice - Why Are You Friending Me On Facebook? lyrics

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Why are you friending me on Facebook, sure we used to

Date, but I guess it just wasn't our fate

I've spent a lot of time trying to forget you exist

Now I see your friends online with the guy you cheated with

I knew our relationship was over for sure

The day you dumped me on my ass like a truck of manure

I dealt with it by never talking 'bout you again

So why in God's name would I want you as a friend

Why are you friending me on Facebook, dude

I remember who you are and I don't want to be rude

But in middle school we weren't exactly very close

In fact I seem to remember that you broke my nose

Daily beatings were our only interactions

Except for that month I was in traction, I remember

When those friends of yours held me down on the matt

I don't remember much of anything after that, so

Why are you friending me on Facebook? (4 times)

Why are you friending me on Facebook, jerk

I can see you from here in your cubicle at work

In fact there's no place in this office that's safe from you

So I go home at five o'clock to get away from you

I know what your status is at any given time

I don't need to read it on that screen of mine

Seeing it would just be a reminder from you

Of how little work you actually do

You know it's bad enough I had to go and help our boss

Set up a profile, oh the hours I lost

Do you have any idea of the pain in my head

From when I had to explain how to use the web

I put up with your stupidity from 9 to 5

Beyond that I don't even want to know you're alive

So forgive me if I don't accept your friend request

But believe me it's really for the best

Why are you friending me on Facebook? (4 times)

Now I got a bunch of friends and we keep in touch

Which is fine but sometimes it can be a bit much

Like I appreciate the invite to the concert for your band

But I have to work tomorrow and the show is in Japan

And how many group invites must I ignore

Before you don't send them to me anymore

There are groups about soup, hoola hoops, and poop

But I did breakdown and finally joined the Angry Cup group

But now I kinda like the whole group thing because

I can guilt you all into signing up for my cause

I don't want to help the homeless or save endangered cheetahs

I want Wendy's to bring back the chicken caesar pita

Why are you friending me on Facebook, at least

When it's MySpace I know they'll try to sell their crappy beats

If you think I give a damn man you must be joking me

Who the hell are you, and why are you poking me

You claim to be my father's brother's nephew's cousin's

Former roommate, that's great, it doesn't make us soul mates

Just because I have a Kevin Bacon style connection with you

It doesn't mean I want to play Scrabble with you

So I'm gonna find your wall and know what I'm gonna write?

That you are great in bed, and I had fun last night

Just to see the reaction that your wife will have

Oh, your a fan, and you saw me on the FuMP?

My bad! Sure everyone's welcome, come along

Kindly disregard what I said in this song

If you want to be my friend well that's fine with me

'Cause I'll be rockin' Facebook till I'm ninety-three

Why are you friending me on Facebook? (4 times)