Devo Spice - Bacon 2: Electric Boogaloo lyrics

rate me

Now you can say a lot about a guy like me

I'm a spazzy fanboy watching too much TV

Collecting action figures, comic books and such

And I like Wonder Woman just a little too much

But there is one thing you would be very mistaken

To question my devotion it will never be shaken

If you do you'll see my wrath and then you'll be quakin'

To put it plain and simply, I

Love... Kevin....

Bacon

I put Bacon on my wish list when I order DVDs

I saw Bacon sing with Big Bird when I learned my ABCs

I saw Bacon fight a creature that came right up through the ground

But in the many sequels he was nowhere to be found

I watch Bacon all alone, I watch Bacon in a group

I watch Bacon on my iPod while I'm trying to make a poop

I'll watch Bacon play a psycho or a woman or a frog

Then I'll write a new review and you can read it in my blog

Bacon is so awesome and so handsome and so slick

Bacon could play every-damn-body in the flick

Bacon is so great he had so many huge hits

Bacon is the man that I want raising all my kids

(two thumbs up)

If you say I like him too much well I say the Hell with that

As I'm feeding Kevin Bacon, yes that's what I named my cat

I just saw him again with a couple hot chicks

And the movie came to me thanks to good ol' NetFlix

So call me a freak, an obsessive little geek

And I'll pull out my naked photo and won't let you take a peek

He does movies and the theater and even writes some songs

And I learned them all so on his tour I could sing along

I watch Bacon in the morning, I watch Bacon in the night

I have pictures in my bath tub so he's never out of sight

I can make a personal connection now with ease

I can link myself to Bacon when I'm playing 6 Degrees

I recorded a bit about J-Lo for a Raymond and Scum song

Raymond and Scum's lead singer is Jeff Smith.

Jeff Smith directed Stupid Teenagers Must Die with Lindsay Gareth

Lindsay Gareth was in The Comebacks with Jim Cody Williams

Jim Cody Williams was in Rails and Ties with Kevin Bacon!

(two thumbs up)

Could it be a big conspiracy he takes so many rolls

Bacon played a flatliner who woke up angry souls

Bacon shows up more often than orange traffic cones

Maybe there's a guy who's making lots of Bacon clones

Bacon was an astronaut who went up in Apollo

Bacon played a man who turned out to be hollow

Bacon' always gracious every time he meets a fan

Thankfully he didn't play Becky on Roseanne

Bacon never takes a roll just to make a buck

Bacon didn't star in Transformers 'cause it sucked

In some of his releases, he's been blown to pieces

But wasn't down with any of the Star Wars re-releases

Bacon told Titanic not to make a stupid film

Bacon's normal so he has no use for Dr. Phil

Bacon always plays each role with such a great aplomb

Bacon was a victim who got killed by Jason's mom

Bacon proved to Nicholson he could handle the truth

Bacon's only flaw is that he's never done a spoof

The song stopped, what the hey?!

There was a writer's strike, so I got nothing to say

Bacon is the master he's what life is all about

Bacon is the only reason that I leave my house

Bacon is the leader of the only bacon church

Bacon will be found by anyone willing to search

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon show me more

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon encore!

So you wanna see that new movie that starts at 8:04?

As if I have the time to watch movies anymore!!