Desperate Housewives movie - One's on the Way lyrics

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Song by Sara Evans<br /><br>

They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,<br>

And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance.<br>

And the White House social season should be glittering and gay,<br>

But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';<br>

The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';<br>

One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';<br>

And one's on the way. <br>

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I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact,<br>

And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act.<br>

While the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;<br>

But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin';<br>

The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';<br>

One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';<br>

And one's on the way. <br>

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Now, what was I doin'?<br>

Jimmy get away from there.<br>

Darn, there goes the phone.<br>

Hello honey. What's that you say?<br>

You're bringin' a few ole buddies home?<br>

You're callin' from a bar?<br>

Get away from there!<br>

No, not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby.<br>

Wait a minute, honey, the door bell.<br>

Honey, could you stop at the market and...<br>

Hello?<br>

Hello?<br>

Well I'll be. <br>

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The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib.<br>

And Better Homes and Garden shows, the modern way to live.<br>

And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today:<br>

Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin';<br>

The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin';<br>

One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin';<br>

Lord, one's on the way. <br>

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Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again!<br>

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