Desperate Housewives movie - One's on the Way lyrics
rate meSong by Sara Evans<br /><br>
They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,<br>
And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance.<br>
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay,<br>
But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';<br>
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';<br>
One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';<br>
And one's on the way. <br>
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I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact,<br>
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act.<br>
While the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;<br>
But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin';<br>
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';<br>
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';<br>
And one's on the way. <br>
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Now, what was I doin'?<br>
Jimmy get away from there.<br>
Darn, there goes the phone.<br>
Hello honey. What's that you say?<br>
You're bringin' a few ole buddies home?<br>
You're callin' from a bar?<br>
Get away from there!<br>
No, not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby.<br>
Wait a minute, honey, the door bell.<br>
Honey, could you stop at the market and...<br>
Hello?<br>
Hello?<br>
Well I'll be. <br>
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The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib.<br>
And Better Homes and Garden shows, the modern way to live.<br>
And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today:<br>
Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin';<br>
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin';<br>
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin';<br>
Lord, one's on the way. <br>
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Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again!<br>
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