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Song by Martina McBride<br /><br>

I want to tell you all the story bout the Harper Valley widow wife<br>

Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High<br>

Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play<br>

She said mama I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA<br>

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The note said Mrs Johnson you're a wearing your dresses way too high<br>

It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and goin' wild<br>

We don't believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this way<br>

It was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA<br>

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Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon<br>

They were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room<br>

She walked up to the blackboard and I recall the things she had to say<br>

She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA<br>

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Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked me for a date<br>

And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away<br>

And Mr Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town<br>

And shouldn't wodow Jones be told to keep<br>

Her window shades all pulled completely down<br>

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Well Mr Harper couldn't make it cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again<br>

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin<br>

When you have the nerve to tell me that you think that as a mother I'm not fit<br>

Well this is just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites<br>

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way<br>

The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA<br>

The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA<br>

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