Descendents - Doghouse lyrics

rate me

in the world of man in the great rat race

makes his speeches then he does what he please

winners of the mosh impart their grace

as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese

chums lots of flies but why should i mind

then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife

can't get enough of kickin my hiney

life in the canine world

cats to chase and a bone to bury

full of doggy stench in this poo poo place

if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married

this is just a doghouse why should i stay

if these folks are crazy

they try to tell me that they know where its at

i don't know maybe i'm lazy

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

so now its time to go work for the man

i work for the man at the taco stand

i keep on grinding like a dog always does

no place to hide for this american dog

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

when i frickin find what i'm lookin for

i dig right in and take my place

maybe i seem crass and crude

but a dog has to do what a dog has to do

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces,

feel like a hydrant on this doggy street

live in the doghouse, everybody hates me

i want to get laid, but everybody takes me

i'm your dog and you're bitches