Derik Tenson - Cartoons Corrupt lyrics

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(Derik - Spoken)

I’d like to tell you about some corrupt toons,

Cartoons these days are just so corrupted,

Why, Do you really want to know?

Well heres a song that will tell you what’s happened,

(Derik - Sung)

Well, Winnie the Pooh turned out to be a turd,

And the Mario Brothers Turned into Nerds,

Sonic the hedgehog started taking Crack,

And Tails walked away, tired of Sonic’s Crap,

Bowser ate Peach, and took over her tower,

And Link couldn’t stop him,

Cause he has no powers,

Gargamel killed,

Papa Smurf,

Then ate all the rest,

Then claimed their turf,

(Burp)

Scooby-Doo, was in shock,

When Shaggy got hungry and ate his… (Ohh),

(Guy/Gareth - Spoken)

You’re Sick!

(Derik - Sung)

Oh, Ash caught them all,

And got kicked off the show,

Cause Misty Killed Brock and became Ash’s Hoe,

All the Digimon kids,

Started a Band,

And the A PowerPuff Girl,

Became a man,

Jerry, Finally got Tom Cuffed,

And as for Casper, He is stuffed,

The Grinch got pissed, and killed all the Who’s,

And Superman’s phoniness is on the news,

Shrek married Donkey & Fiona married Dragon,

The Simpson’s went broke and have to live in a wagon,

Kermit the Frog got charged with Harassment,

As Elmo looked away, in embarrassment,

Naruto found out that Sauske was Emo,

And the Ninja Turtles Replaced Donatello,

Barney got AIDS, from the Mr Men,

And this is how my story will finally end!<br />

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Thanks to Derik Tenson