Dee Clark - The Mean Kitty Song lyrics
rate meI got this little kitty about 2 months back<br />
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He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack<br />
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This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet<br />
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This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean<br />
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He's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand<br />
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Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can<br />
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I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper<br />
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And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper<br />
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You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care<br />
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Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair<br />
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Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch<br />
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Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house<br />
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He's so full of energy and easily amused<br />
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Kitty will attack anything that moves<br />
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Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of<br />
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He's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite<br />
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Where'd you go<br />
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Are you stalking me?<br />
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Are you under the couch, quite possibly<br />
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Ears laid back so you don't get caught<br />
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Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got<br />
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I know you're probably watching me from across the room<br />
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Concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon<br />
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You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first<br />
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Come out come out before I make things worse<br />
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I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been<br />
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Hey kitty why don't you give in<br />
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Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared<br />
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Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared<br />
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I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed<br />
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I know your making noises just to mess with my head<br />
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You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray<br />
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Cause you always seem to find me first, but not today<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Come on out, I'm gonna get you now<br />
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I've got 'em cornered<br />
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And now he's mine<br />
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He's not gonna get away this time<br />
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I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then... <br />
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Aw man! He's asleep in the sink<br />
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What is with this cat? I'm confused<br />
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He's got a bed, but it's never been used<br />
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In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight<br />
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Then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light<br />
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How could I let this creature live inside of my home<br />
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I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone<br />
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I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone<br />
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This kitty may destroy everything that I own<br />
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Look at him now, I kinda feel bad<br />
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He's the best little cat that I've had<br />
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And the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that<br />
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He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
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Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
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Showing love, that's all this kitty does
