Death Death Die - U Can Gorate me
Have you ever been out late at night "up in the club"
Looking for the right lady on the wrong side of one too many
If you know what I mean mate?
We've all done it, you hit rock bottom and the next thing you know
She's lying there next to you
Sometimes it's good
Most times, it's bad
But what the fuck is up with the whole
"I don't have to actually wash myself do I?"
Yeah! You do!
You say that's your look
And you don't have to clean it
If you don't take a shower then there's no sex.
I mean it.
I know what I'm here for
I don't have to see it
There's no way I'm there if you don't Mr Sheen it
The sun is up now
And I can see how
You're a party foul girl
You can go fuck yourself!
Waking up in a foreign place
The sights and smells and a strangers face
As you pull back the covers and reveal the disgrace
Of a journey you just took below the waist
And you realize that you've got a case
Of the morning afters and an awful taste
So you start to mumble cause you're feeling crazed
Lord, I'll do anything
If you would just erase
All the drinks and coke and the pot marijuana
'cause all I remember is Dolce Gabana
And a face like an ape that I fed a banana
She said something about us being
Trump and Ivana
Thanks to bman for correcting these lyrics
Thanks to Wes for correcting these lyrics