Dead On TV - Dead On TV lyrics

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Hey, Hey, I killed Kurt Cobain

You know I sold his face and drove his wife insane

Oh no, I killed my MTV

Got this money for nothing

And these chicks for free

So sad, I shot up Alice & Chains

Makin' all these people put needles in their veins

Ya know, Britney's gonna end up where she belongs

Might even kill herself before I finish this song

Look, look, look at Michael Jackson

Don't you love what I did?

Ain't it attractive?

Dipped him in bleach

Gave him my kids

Put a camera in his face

And got fuckin' rich

Everyone knows I shot 'em down

My camera watched 'em hit the ground

I sold your gods, I shot 'em

Dead on TV

Everyone knows I shot 'em down

My camera watched 'em hit the ground

Next time you see me I'll be

Dead on TV

Bang, bang John Lennon is dead

My TV put a bullet right in his head

Don't you know I killed Joy Division

Tore his love apart and then I hung 'em with it

Well, well, well, Jim, Jimi, and Janis

Killed the fuckin' 60s watch movies about 'em

Hope I die like Elvis Presley

Flushed down the toilet

Drunk bloated and empty

Oh my god I killed Jesus Christ

I watch it on TV every night

Killed him myself

Caught it on tape

Sellin' everyone an afterlife

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