Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book lyrics

rate me

You've got a Methodist Coloring book

and you color really well

But don't color outside the lines

or God will send you to Hell

'caues God hates war

and God hates crime

but he really hates people

who color outside the lines

You've got a Methodist coloring book

don't color outside the lines

'cause if God doesn't strike you with

lighning, he'll at least make you go blind

Good people get sent to the attic

Bad people get sent to the cellar

But there's a special kind of Hell

for those who just won't learn to color

God is gracious, God is good

so let's color in his book

God wears cotton, God wears rayon

He can mend a broken crayon

God is honest, he don't take payola

Let's all thank him for our crayolas

You've got a Methodist Coloring book

and you color really well

But don't color outside the lines

or God will send you to Hell.